...and then she listened to dubstep...

mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

1 minute ago with 66,878 notes — via yousaytwilightisayharrypotter, © oathkeeping

animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

20 hours ago with 143,860 notes — via thefirstpagetomyworld, © partybarackisinthehousetonight

skin-and-ink:

flure:

I hate that feeling when you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning, no apparent reason. It just happens. You feel empty, and you feel hopeless. And you just feel tired. As if you never want to move again. Then when someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t say because there is nothing that comes to mind. Then you start thinking of what it could be, and you realize just how much is wrong.

This post is perfect

20 hours ago with 76,960 notes — via thefirstpagetomyworld, © flure

who-lligan:

Just to clarify…

22 hours ago with 5,152 notes — via megnesiums, © who-lligan

thefrozensoldier:

girlsbydaylight:

manafromheaven:

omg

I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.

And I still totally lost it every time.

Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.

22 hours ago with 62,083 notes — via megnesiums, © onac911

iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

1 day ago with 20,580 notes — via onequoteaday, © pimpeta-slap

sciencebluetrenchcoat:

teroknortailor:

gigglehappy:

haaheien:

raggedydean:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING

someone please reverse this gif

here you go

I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT THIS POST ANY LONGER

someone please put the original and reversed versions into an infinite loop please

IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S SWALLOWING A STALK OF CELERY OR SOMETHING AND THEN JUST LIKE “ALL SCANS NORMAL, CAPTAIN”