DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES
IT HAS GOTTEN SO BIG OMG
Snakes yawning should be a thing.
IM GOING TO GO CRY FROM HOW CUTE THIS LITTLE FUCK IS
my buddy was just doing this :3
I just got home and there are a bunch of fruit snacks just sitting on my night stand
my grandma loves me
i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one wayI literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
reason i want to be dog
- cute
- fluffy
- sleep a lot
- no exam s
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
on that note, I touched a butt today
I covered my hand in flour and grabbed TJ’s ass
me on my way to steal yo girl
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
